OC Meme

Stole this from heidichou

RULES:

- Pick 7 of your OCs in any order. 

- DON'T LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND.

- Please link back to the blank. fav.me/d4typ4u

- Enjoy. ;D 

PICK YOUR VICTIMS!

1. Kit

2. Minka

3. Hunter

4. Ollie

5. Eli

6. Orien

7. Nita

1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?

Kit: Hey everyone! I'm Kit! I'd love a milkshake! Anyone wanna piece of gum? *holds out pack of gum*

Orien: I wouldn't do that if I were you...

Minka: Hey, shut your trap boy! He's just trying to be nice! *turns to Kit* Well, of course hun, I'd love a piece of gum. *smiles and grabs a piece, just as a hidden cockroach jumps out and snaps down on her finger*

Nita and Minka: EEEEEEK!!! 

Kit: Hahaha I can't believe you fell for it! 

Orien: I warned you.... *shakes head* 

Minka: Oh shut up. How'd you even know it would happen?!

Orien: Because I taught him that trick. *smirks* Oh I'm Orien by the way. I'd like a donut please.

Minka: Grr, your gonna regret that one day. 

Nita: Oh calm down, it was just a joke. I'm Nita, and this sour puss over here is Minka. *smiles and points at Minka* I'd also like a donut.

Minka: Hey! I can introduce myself! And unless you have a donut made from the lava found in the pits of Hell, or a bloody milkshake, then I wouldn't like either. *scowls*

Eli: I like your style girl. Your just the girl I need to help me seek my revenge. *laughs evilly* I'm Eli, and if that bloody milkshake is an option, I'd love one!

Hunter: *glances nervously at the others* Um... I-I'm Hunter... And I don't need anything... 

Ollie: Oh c'mon Hunter! Liven up a little. *grins* I'm Ollie and I'll take two milkshakes for my wimpy brother and me.

Hunter: No, wait! *pulls Ollie over* You don't know what's in that!

Minka: Hey runt! You suggesting I did something to the milkshakes?!

Hunter: Um... Er... O-of course not! *glances around panicked* C-can we move on to the next question please...?

2. [3] and [7] decide to bungee jump, but [3]'s cord snaps. What does [7] do?

Hunter: A-are you sure we should be doing this?

Nita: Of course! It's perfectly safe! 

Hunter: I-I don't know...

Ollie: C'mon, don't be a pussy Hunter, just go already! *pushes Hunter off of cliff* 

Nita: Geronimo!!! *laughs and jumps after him* This isn't so bad now is it?

Hunter: I guess no- *cord snaps* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! 

Nita: Oh no! *spirals downwards after him* I got ya! *catches Hunter in mid air*

Hunter: *gasps for breath* T-thanks... 

3. [4] decides to cook dinner. What do they make?

Ollie: Dinners served! Eat up! *presents large pizza*

Hunter: Gee, thanks Ollie! *grins and takes a bite* Wait... This tastes funny... What's in this...? 

Ollie: Oh just the usual, pepperoni, cheese, pizza sauce, anchovies, sausage...

Hunter: Wait, wait, wait! What did you just say???

Ollie: What? Sausage? 

Hunter: No, before that! 

Ollie: Oh, you mean anchovies? I love anchovies! *grins*

Hunter: Gah! *spits pizza out* You know I hate anchovies! 

Ollie: Oops, sorry... *grins sheepishly*

4. [2] and [6] are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?

Orien: Yeah! I love this game! *jumps on mat and starts dancing*

Minka: What is this infernal device?

Orien: What? Never played DDR before? *smirks*

Minka: Wha- of course I have! It just, looks different in Hell...

Orien: Uh-huh. Sure... Wanna make a wager? Looser has to do whatever the winner wants for a whole day. *grins evilly* 

Minka: Your on! *jumps on mat and attempts to dance*

—1 hour later—

Minka: *gasping for breath* One more round...

Orien: No way! A deals a deal. Now, what should I have you do...? *smirks*

5. [1] feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?

Kit: *walks up to bartender acting cool* Give me a shot of milk.

Bartender: Umm.... Aren't you a little young to be in a bar? Where are your parents kid?

Minka: *walks up* Hey, mister! Who do you think you are, picking on this innocent little boy?! Give him his milk. Now! *growls*

Bartender: *gulps* O-of course ma'am. Please, forgive my rudeness. Here is your milk kid. *hands Kit a glass of milk*

Kit: Hahaha! Thanks Minka! 

Minka: No pro- *a liopleurodon smashes through the door, knocking Kit's milk over in the process*

Kit: *stares* M-my milk.... *starts crying*

Minka: How dare you?! *jumps up and attacks liopleurodon, sending it to the depths of Hell* 

Kit: *sniffs* Thank you Minka... 

Minka: Aw no problem kid.

6. [5] decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?

Eli: Do I really have to do this? 

Orien: Yes. Yes you do. *grins evilly as he drags Eli into the barber shop*

Eli: *groans and walks up to hair dresser* Ugh... I guess I'm gonna get a perm today...

Hairdresser: Of course, right this way sir.

—1/2 an hour later—

Eli and Orien: *walk out of barber shop*

Eli: *scowls and fluffs hair* Ugh... This sucks... As soon as I gain my revenge on my families killers, I will come back for you and I will make sure you suffer a thousand feats worse than death. 

Orien: Hahaha! C'mon hair boy. Time to go to the beach. *laughs evilly*

7. [1] does make-up on [7] while they sleep. [7]'s reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:

Nita: Ah, what a good nap! *yawns and looks in mirror* Aaahh!! 

Orien: *runs into room* What? What's wrong?! 

Nita: My face! What did you do to it?! *glares at Orien*

Orien: It wasn't me, I swear! 

Nita: Yeah right! Then who was it?! Your the only one around!

Kit: *peeks out from behind couch while laughing quietly*

8. [4] is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for [3].  What happens?

Ollie: Hey Minka! What's up?

Minka: Oh not much, just hanging around.

Ollie: Yeah same her- *gets struck by arrow*

Minka: Oh my gosh are you ok Ollie??

Ollie: *looks up with hearts in eyes* Wow, I don't think I've ever seen anyone as beautiful as you are. *winks* Would you like to see see a movie with me?

Minka: Ew! Never in a million years would I go out with you! *slaps Ollie in the face*

Ollie: *blinks as he comes out of trance* W-what happened?

Minka: *shudders* Trust me. You don't want to know.

9. [2] and [6] are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...

Minka and Orien: *walk into old house and encounter dozens of evil ghosts*

Orien: Cool! Let's get this party started! *grins and starts running from the ghosts*

Minka: *sighs* Ah, just like old times. *defeats all the ghosts around her in one shot and turns to Orien* 

Orien: *continues running from ghosts* A little help here? 

Minka: Ha! Consider this payback for our little DDR match the other day. *laughs evilly*

10. [7] is a victim of a crime, and the accused is [4]. What is the crime and what is the verdict?

Nita: Ok Ollie, what did you do with my ribbon?

Ollie: What ribbon? I don't know a ribbon! What're you talking about?

Nita: Now Ollie, your really bad at lying, so just tell me what happened to my ribbon before I get mad, ok?

Ollie: ...

Nita: Ollie!

Ollie: *looks down and holds out soaking wet ribbon*

Nita: *shrieks* What did you do?!?! 

Ollie: I, sorta, dropped it in the toilet....

Nita: WHAT?!?!

Ollie: I'm sorry! It looked dirty, so I was going to clean it for you, and it accidentally fell in the toilet... *looks down shaking*

Orien: *walks in* What's all the commotion?

Nita: *furious* He. Dropped. My. Ribbon. In. The. Toilet!

Orien: .... *looks back and forth between Nita and Ollie before bursting into laughter* Hahahaha good job Ollie! 

11. [5] and [1] enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?

Eli: Really? Why am I stooping to this level...?

Kit: C'mon Eli! Let's go! *pulls Eli onto stage in matching clown suits*

Eli: *shakes head* Why did I ever agree to this...?

Kit: Oh c'mon! Stop your complaining and start juggling! 

12. [2]'s favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?

Minka: I don't have a favorite song, but I do love hard rock and screamo music. Oh and dubsteb. Those are the best!

Eli: Again, I like your style girl! You seriously need to help me seek my revenge. *laughs maniacally* 

13. [6] and [3] fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?

Orien and Hunter: *Walking down the street* 

*zombie pirate ninjas slowly start to approach*

Orien: Wait... Are those...?

Hunter: No... There has to be another explanation! It's just not natural! *thinking desperately for other options*

Orien: Oh my God! Zombie pirate ninjas! Run!

Orien and Hunter: Ahh!!! *start running and fighting for their lives*

???: Watch out! 

Orien: *looks behind him* No way! Will Smith?! 

Will Smith: Don't worry boys, I got these idiots. *pulls out two guns and starts killing zombie pirate ninjas left and right*

Orien: Woah! Awesome!  

Hunter: T-thank you Mr. Smith!

14. [7] and [5] go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?

Nita: Woah! Look at this!

Eli: What is it?

Nita: Check out all this treasure I just found! *points at large treasure chest*

Eli: *comes closer and looks in chest* Oh man, look at all this gold! I could hire a professional assassin with this kind of money!

Nita: *looks at Eli nervously* Umm and why would you want to do that...?

Eli: Oh, no reason... *smirks*

15. [1] grows to the size of a skyscraper. [4] shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?

Kit and Ollie: Woah! This is awesome! *grins*

Kit: *picks up Ollie* Hey! Ollie! You know what this means?

Ollie: Of course I do!

Kit and Ollie: Ooh Nita~!!

16. [2] now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?

Minka: Muahahaha!!!! I can finally get Orien back for all the chores he made me do that horrid day! 

Orien: *drops to knees* Oh please, your majesty! Spare me! Please don't send me to work in the pits of Hell! 

Minka: Muahahaha!!!!

17. [3], [4], and [7] catch [6] running around naked in the rain. Reactions?

Hunter, Ollie, and Nita: .... O.o 

Ollie: Hunter, what is Orien doing? 

Hunter: Oh God! Don't look! *covers Ollie's eyes*

Nita: Orien, get back here this instant and put some clothes on!

Orien: Never!!! FOR NARNIA!!!! 

18. [2], [1], and [5] face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?

Kit: *crying* Minka! What're we going to do? I don't want to die!

Minka: Eli! Where gonna have to team up!

Eli: Yes, finally!! Lets do this!

Minka and Eli: *figting off zombies while Kit makes a pathway to the safe house*

Kit: *half way there when a zombie grabs his leg* Aaahhh!!! 

Minka: GET AWAY FROM HIM!!! *Blasts fire at zombie, setting it up in flames as they all manage to make it to the safe house just in time*

19. [6] and [1] are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.

Girl Kit: Minka, what're these? 

Minka: Kit! Don't touch those!

Girl Kit: Huh? Why?

Girl Orien: *laughs and runs around naked. Again.* This is fun! 

Girl Kit: Why won't you tell me what these are? *confused*

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